An unholy lunch. Putting this in your stomach is putting your stomach in the hands of the Gods.
When consumed, this item triggers This Root Shall Suffer, a delayed and extensive sequence of spells starting 6 turns after consumption:
- (on turn+6) Dire Empowerment for 47 turns (exactly as the potion);
- (on turn+9) Froda's Jump Discontinuity, immediately followed by an Unholy Warcry;
- (on turn+13) another Froda's Jump Discontinuity, immediately followed by a "Lutefisk Blast 2" (the second spell effect of a Lutefisk Paradox, caused by placing a Lutefisk Horadric Cube into another Lutefisk Horadric Cube) and a "Flamefield 1" effect (burning AoE as produced by an Obvious Fireball), both centered on your current location;
- (on turn+24) a "Fire 1" field (as produced by a Wand of Laser) on your current location;
- (on turn+25) another Froda's Jump Discontinuity, immediately followed by a "Hollow Thermite Blast" (fire blast as produced by Summon Wyrmling;
- (on turn+33) another Froda's Jump Discontinuity, immediately followed by a Rune of Exploding placed on your current location (this rune will not explode before you step off it);
- (on turn+37) another Rune of Exploding placed on your current location;
- (on turn+38) another Rune of Exploding placed on your current location;
- (on turn+40) another Rune of Exploding placed on your current location;
- (on turn+44) another Froda's Jump Discontinuity;
- (on turn+52) "Tentacular Doom," the damaging AoE effect produced by a Tenebrous Rift, centered on your current location.
Reference: This Item is a Direct Reference to the 'Zalgo' Meme. Particularly the Comic of Jon and Garfield enjoying a Meal filled with this particular Root.